Brainwave+

🧠 Brainwave+

Supports focus, clarity, and vague intellectual superiority.

Welcome to Brainwave+ — our daily cognitive formula engineered to trick your brain into thinking it's smarter. Designed for ambitious overthinkers, distracted geniuses, and anyone who forgot what they were doing five seconds ago.

This little capsule of mental delusion contains:

1. B-vitamins & Choline – to remind your neurons they have a job to do.
2. DHA – so your brain doesn't dry out like overcooked pasta.
3. Green Tea & Grape Seed Extract – antioxidant-rich mood enhancers for when reality hurts.
4. Bacopa & Huperzine A – ingredients with names that sound smart and might actually help you remember your passwords.

We threw in a few extra minerals and amino acids because your nervous system deserves the illusion of support.

Suggested Use:

Take 2 capsules daily, preferably before your brain activity peaks (sometime between the third espresso and existential dread).

Caution:

If you’re under 18, pregnant, or an actual medical professional, please consult someone with a degree before ingesting your future.

Also: This product contains soy and fish, so vegans and sea creatures beware.

Placebo+ — Feel sharper. Or just look like someone who might be.

†These statements are powered by ambition and not evaluated by the FDA.