Explosive Guava Syndrome (Pre-Workout)
Explosive Guava Syndrome (Pre-Workout)
💥 Explosive Guava Syndrome
IGNITE. DETONATE. PERFORM.
You don’t need a gentle boost.
You need a controlled explosion.
Placebo+ Energy Powder is engineered like a charge placed directly under your motivation. One scoop and it’s lights out for fatigue. Two scoops and your focus goes supernova. No sugar. No crash. Just a sustained blast wave of energy that keeps expanding instead of burning out.
This isn’t “sip and hope.”
This is mix, shake, and detonate.
🔥 WHAT HAPPENS AFTER IMPACT:
💣 Smooth Detonation, No Shrapnel
Natural caffeine paired with L‑theanine creates a clean explosion — all force, no jitters, no panic spiral, no debris.
⚙️ Precision Charges Only
Every ingredient is dosed like it matters, because it does. B‑vitamins light the fuse, electrolytes stabilize the blast zone, and taurine keeps your brain from blue‑screening mid‑mission.
🌊 Hydration Through the Fireball
Electrolytes keep you operational when the heat rises. Muscles firing. Brain locked in. Mission ongoing.
🍍 Guava Berry Shockwave
Zero sugar. Maximum flavor. Hits fast, lingers longer. Tastes like the explosion was planned.
🎯 TARGET ACQUIRED:
🎮 Gamers — Reaction time sharpened. Tunnel vision engaged.
🏋️ Athletes — Energy that doesn’t abandon you mid-set.
💻 Work Grinders & Students — Deadlines explode instead of you.
⚡ Anyone Running on Fumes — This is your ignition sequence.
🧪 WHAT’S IN THE BLAST:
B‑Vitamin Complex (B1, B2, B3, B5, B6, B9, B12)
Calcium, Magnesium, Sodium, Potassium
Taurine
Natural Caffeine (Green Tea)
L‑Theanine
Fruit & Veggie Blend (Color)
Zero sugar. No filler. No mercy.
💣 HOW TO DEPLOY:
Mix 1 scoop with water to test the blast radius.
Go 2 scoops if you’re ready to level the room.
Do not exceed 5 scoops in 24 hours unless you enjoy vibrating through time.
⚠️ WARNING:
This product may cause:
- Sudden productivity
- Aggressive focus
- Explosive motivation
- The uncontrollable urge to do more than planned
Store sealed. Keep away from children, pets, and anyone who fears intensity.
Placebo+ Energy Powder
Not a boost.
A detonation with direction.
💥 Ready when you are.
