Kinetic Punch (Pre-Workout)
Kinetic Punch (Pre-Workout)
KINETIC PUNCH: Pre-Workout for the Unreasonable
You’ve got a life. You’re busy. You're either dragging through early morning lifts or showing up to the gym already fried from work. Respect. But let’s be honest — trying to PR when your soul is halfway to the void isn’t exactly ideal.
That’s where Kinetic Punch hits. It’s not just a pre-workout — it’s a middle finger to fatigue. A 23-ingredient cocktail engineered to wake up your muscles and your will to live. Every scoop is a concentrated blast of focus, stamina, and belligerent energy.
Punch harder with:
- Dicreatine Malate – For lean muscle mass that offends average lifters
- Arginine AKG – Pumps so inflated they violate airspace
- Beta-Alanine – For that "electric ants" feeling that means it's working
- Creatine Pre-Cursors – Even if you're a non-responder, you’ll feel this
- Taurine + L-Tyrosine – Tunnel vision meets tunnel velocity
- Caffeine – Because obviously
- Electrolytes + B-Vitamin Complex – To power the chaos
Suggested Use:
Mix 1–2 scoops in 6–8 oz of cold water. Start with 1 scoop to assess tolerance. Take 30 minutes before the gym. Do not exceed 2 scoops unless you enjoy vibrating in place.
Flavor:
Fruit Punch that slaps.
WARNING:
Not for children, cowards, or anyone ignoring their doctor’s advice.
Store in a cool, dry place. Keep away from kids, pets, and weak mindsets.
Placebo+ KINETIC PUNCH
It doesn’t care how tired you are.
It only cares that you lift.
*These statements haven’t been evaluated by the FDA. Obviously.
